fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid)

  • Me: do you like rough sex
  • Them: yeah lip biting is great
  • Me: no you don't understand
  • me: I want sex
  • random dude: YES out of ALL OF THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE that read that message, she must have meant ME I am the CHOSEN ONE this is my chance to woo her into a weird sexting session!